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Julie
How many of you out there are addicted to Starbucks like I am? My favorite is the White Chocolate Mocha or the Caramel Macchiato. I think I need to branch out on my taste and stop ordering the same damn coffee every.single.time I go in there. I’m always jealous of those people who can rattle off a 15 word sentence describing what they want. What’s your most favorite drink at Starbucks? I need some good suggestions.
I found this link while I was trying to search for the Starbucks menu. It’s pretty funny! Starbucks Menu Parody
All drinks can be ordered:
- In any of our five sizes — enorme, gigantesco, mucho gordo, grande gulp, and dovrete orinare presto
- With regular milk, skim milk, soy milk, sheep’s milk, goat’s milk, milk chocolate, or a blended milky way candy bar
- With whipped cream, regular cream, heavy cream, or cream of wheat
- Topped with chocolate sprinkles, flakes of butter, chunks of lard, shards of glass, or some of the many pennies of profit we make on your purchase
- In a ceramic mug, a to-go cup with patent-pending cardboard heat sheath, or mainlined directly in your bloodstream with our new Starbucks IV Drip System (TM), plain or covered in edible mocha
- Iced, dry iced, room temperature, warm, hot, really hot, ouch, already evaporated, surface of the sun, or plasma
- One shot of espresso, DoubleShot, StayAwake TripleShot, HeartStopping QuadShot, Did-you-really-crash-through-the-door-like-that QuintShot, HopeYou’reNotPregnant SixShot, and NotForHumanConsumption SevenShot
October 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I order a Grande or Venti decaf Americano. You probably wouldn’t care for that.
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Can you believe I’ve never been to starbucks!
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Have never been to Starbucks (not available in the area I live in, but remember it from “You’ve got mail!” movie). Funny thing is that I also tend to have one and the same tea/coffee/meals in my favorite cafes:) – I am so afraid of being disappointed by taking something new, that stick to my day-to-day menu:) and am quite happy with it:)
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
The Caramel Macchiato but I make it more special by adding more milk and sugar.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I love Caramel Macchiato (iced) yummy!
October 5th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
I usually get a caffe latte. Funny picture btw.
God Bless.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Addicted to Starbucks — Guilty : ]
I love the Java Chip Frapps. They’re delicious!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino Extra Hot with Foam and Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended . . . breathe.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I avoid going to Starbucks if I can. For me it is nothing special, I drink good coffee at home and looks like that starbucks is something really exciting for people that do not have tradition of making good coffee at home. Like all discovered a new world with going to starbucks, it is to addictive you have to know that.
October 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I rarely drink coffe at starbucks, cos it makes me confused to find the best taste of coffee there since they served such terribly strange name.
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