Are your house plants on Twitter? Well if your any kind of geek they probably should be!

With the Botanicalls DIY Plant Twitter Kit you can monitor if your plant needs water, or if you’re going to kill it with too much water!

Once the kit is assembled, connect it to the Internet through the built-in ethernet jack, jam the leads into the plant’s soil, and subscribe to the plant’s twitter feed.

What’s next? DIY Dog Twitter Kit? Subscribe to your dog’s feed and you’ll get a tweet when he/she has to pee?

No really…this happened, and it worked! The cops still don’t know where the robber is.

It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here’s the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery–wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

Source: Bank Robber Hires Decoys on Craigslist

bank robbers, Craigslist

Who the hell pays $5711 in World of Warcraft subscription fees per year? Oh yeah, this guy! If my husband ever pulled this shit, I would file for divorce immediately!

Source: Guy Plays 36 World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft

detention, 11th grade

How many of you out there are addicted to Starbucks like I am? My favorite is the White Chocolate Mocha or the Caramel Macchiato. I think I need to branch out on my taste and stop ordering the same damn coffee every.single.time I go in there. I’m always jealous of those people who can rattle off a 15 word sentence describing what they want. What’s your most favorite drink at Starbucks? I need some good suggestions.

I found this link while I was trying to search for the Starbucks menu. It’s pretty funny! Starbucks Menu Parody

All drinks can be ordered:

1. In any of our five sizes — enorme, gigantesco, mucho gordo, grande gulp, and dovrete orinare presto
2. With regular milk, skim milk, soy milk, sheep’s milk, goat’s milk, milk chocolate, or a blended milky way candy bar
3. With whipped cream, regular cream, heavy cream, or cream of wheat
4. Topped with chocolate sprinkles, flakes of butter, chunks of lard, shards of glass, or some of the many pennies of profit we make on your purchase
5. In a ceramic mug, a to-go cup with patent-pending cardboard heat sheath, or mainlined directly in your bloodstream with our new Starbucks IV Drip System (TM), plain or covered in edible mocha
6. Iced, dry iced, room temperature, warm, hot, really hot, ouch, already evaporated, surface of the sun, or plasma
7. One shot of espresso, DoubleShot, StayAwake TripleShot, HeartStopping QuadShot, Did-you-really-crash-through-the-door-like-that QuintShot, HopeYou’reNotPregnant SixShot, and NotForHumanConsumption SevenShot

Starbucks, coffee

I have no idea why or how the TechnoViking got so popular. I mean the original video isn’t even that funny. But the creative masses ran with it, and turned it into this giant comical ball of laughter for me today. You might not think so, but follow along…

Free your mind of the days events…

Let go of all the things you think are right…

Inhale…1.2.3…

Exhale…1.2.3…

Okay……just be on painkillers…it will all make sense.

The Original

TechnoViking Pirate

TechnoViking HammerTime

TechnoViking, YouTube, rave, love parade

While doing my daily internet surfing, I came across this short and sweet funny of Meredith Vieira mixing up her words while interviewing Jake Gyllenhaal on the Today Show.

Today Show, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meredith Vieira, Brokeback Mountain

Awhile back, my friend showed me the site Baby Loves Disco so I just had to share it with all the other mommies that I know. If I had a baby, they’d be all up in the disco thing, busting John Travolta moves.

One of the mommies I shared it with, Laura signed up for their newsletter even. Just yesterday they sent one out with this HILARIOUS video in it. Watch it! You’ll laugh!

I can’t roll in that stroller!

Baby Loves Disco, Pimp My Stroller

I’m still surfing YouTube. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything productive today. I came across The Resident video series, and I have been laughing out loud, severely! LOL! This one on health insurance totally cracked me up. Some of these people she talks to on the street obviously got life insurance no medical exam required, because they are walking around with absolutely no health insurance, and no medical care. It sure does suck!

health insurance, life insurance, The Resident

I’m kind of bored at work today. Not because I have nothing to do, but because I don’t feel like doing anything. Actually I wish I was home vegging on the couch. While surfing around YouTube, I came across these street performers. I guess they were just on the sidewalk, hanging out in Branson Missouri, making music. They are pretty good actually. I wonder if this is how the Blue Man Group got their start?

Branson, Missouri, street performers