SeaWorld’s newest attraction is opening in May! The Manta roller coaster! And to celebrate this opening SeaWorld is running an awesome contest where you could win a “Front-of-the-line” pass to Manta at SeaWorld Orlando.
Find out what it’s like to spin, glide, skim and fly like a giant ray when you ride the only flying roller coaster of its kind in the world. It’s a seamless blend of up close animal encounters with a head-first, face-down thrill ride. Manta. Only at SeaWorld in Orlando.
If you’re a big Star Trek fan then you already know about the new movie coming to theaters on May 8th. But have you bought your tickets yet? You can pre order them now through Fandango. Just click on this banner below and watch the Star Trek movie trailer also.
Miss Universe 2008, Dayana Mendoza the Venezuelan beauty queen visited Guantanamo Bay and wrote on her blog that it was “soooo beautiful” and she “didn’t want to leave” the “calm and beautiful” place. Yes, that’s exactly how I would describe a torture imprisonment camp you stupid ass bitch.
It was an “incredible experience” she said. “We hung out with the guys from the East Coast and they showed us the boat inside and out, how they work and what they do, we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!
“We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.”
She goes on to extol the virtues of the water around the bay – “soooo beautiful!” – and ends her entry: “I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.”
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling (sic).
I thought I should post the Sarah Palin Rap that Amy Poehler did last night on Saturday Night Live. You know for all those people living under a rock!
Lyrics
ONE TWO THREE
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the GOP
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me
how’s it go eskimo
(eskimos)
tell me what you know eskimo
(eskimos)
how you feel eskimo
(ice cold)
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
(super cold)
i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill
my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. (ayers) obama (ayers)
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
(ohhh)
mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week
[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]
Here’s a catchy little song/video I found at Hippie Spelunker. There are several of these floating around the internet, but I think this is the best one that I have seen yet.
Julie
Manta at SeaWorld Orlando.
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