Miss Universe 2008, Dayana Mendoza the Venezuelan beauty queen visited Guantanamo Bay and wrote on her blog that it was “soooo beautiful” and she “didn’t want to leave” the “calm and beautiful” place. Yes, that’s exactly how I would describe a torture imprisonment camp you stupid ass bitch.

It was an “incredible experience” she said. “We hung out with the guys from the East Coast and they showed us the boat inside and out, how they work and what they do, we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!

“We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.”

She goes on to extol the virtues of the water around the bay - “soooo beautiful!” - and ends her entry: “I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.”

Source: BBC

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Yeah, this is in poor taste, but I still laughed my ass off.

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling (sic).

“Scrub it off” snort snort

Source: BBC

Best commercial ever!

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For all you Little Big Planet fans that happen to be Star Trek fans also here you go. A Spock Sackboy courtesy of PS3 Maven:

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I have to give him a little credit for being honest.